Pokemon Adventure Meme (again!)

Because did this again, I wanna relive the fun times!  

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www.random.org/ and randompokemon.com/
And go!

You started your Pokémon journey:
1) At age 10.
2) At age 15.
3) After finishing high school.
4) After finishing college.
5) As far back as you can remember; You grew up in the wilds with Pokémon.
6) No idea; You suffered an accident that erased your previous memory.

Hmm, this feels familiar...   Pokemon Adventure Meme
But yes, good lil' me. Being all prepared before trekking around the world with monsters that can bend the fabric of space and time.
It's never too late to be a Pokémon master, mom! I can do it! I can do it nine times!

The weather was:
1) Sunny.
2) Sunny with some clouds.
3) Cloudy.
4) Rainy.
5) Snowy.
6) A natural disaster.

Just a regular ol' sunny day in sunny-ville ready to get mah freaking Pokemanz! I swear I'm not trying to relive childhood adventures because everyone else my age did this way earlier and now have lvl. 100s.
I'm self-motivated!  

You started your journey because:
1) You want to be the very best.
2) You want to catch ‘em all.
3) You want to be a master coordinator.
4) You want to meet many people.
5) You want to discover new Pokémon.
6) You want to explore lost places.

No nuzlocke for me, this round. I'm catching everything I come across and until I get the nature I want! *tosses Pokeballs in every which way*


Your starter Pokémon is:
1) SHINY BONUS (use Random Pokémon Generator)
2-6) (use Random Pokémon Generator)

 
Dawwww, a little Bagon! I shall name him Morris.


In the beginning, your starter:
1) Was practically your twin.
2) Became your friend immediately.
3) Liked you.
4) Was wary of you.
5) Disliked you greatly.
6) Tried to kill you.

I'm pretty sure its because I'm tall enough that Morris can climb up on me and jump off, flapping his little tiny arms in an attempt to fly. That and I dote on him as if he was my own child. He listens to my rants and doesn't write me off. Isn't that great?!


The first great obstacle of your journey was:
1) A rival battle.
2) A treacherous route.
3) A wild Pokémon attack.
4) A Pokémon gym.
5) A battle with a criminal team member.
6) A sapling.

A trainer battle?! U-um! Go hit him, Morris! Oh crap, I need strategy? Breathe on him! With your paralyzing bad breath!
Team Flare Grunt: You've got to be kidding me... Pancham, go comet punch the dragon or something.


At this obstacle, the two of you:
1) Triumphed with little resistance.
2) Achieved victory, though it was tough.
3) Won, but just barely.
4) Tied with the opposition.
5) Lost, though you put up a good fight.
6) Failed miserably.

*cuddles the little dragon* Morris is a lot stronger than I thought or gave him credit for.


The second Pokémon you caught is:
1) SHINY BONUS (use Random Pokémon Generator)
2-6) (use Random Pokémon Generator)
 
Bellossom!
I will name this little dude Winslow. What, you think that male oddish line-Pokémon don't want to be wonderful, dancing little balls of happiness? Well this guy does! *cuddles him* And he's my first fully evolved Pokémon and I did that all by myself!


Your starter and second Pokémon:
1) Love each other dearly.
2) Are good friends.
3) Get along well enough.
4) Don’t seem to like each other.
5) Ignore each other.
6) Are constantly at each other’s throats.

They've got their own lives and goals, what makes you think that two random Pokémon come together on a team will instantly like and get along? But as a trainer, it's my goal to make the best team of Pokemanz ever! So I'll make them become friends!


When the sun begins to set, you:
1) Set up camp immediately.
2) Make a fire. You need nothing else.
3) Watch the sunset.
4) Keep walking. A lack of sun makes no difference to you.
5) Break into a run, hoping to find shelter before nightfall.
6) Pick up camp. You only travel at night.

You'd be surprised how hard it is to get twigs to ignite with dragon magic and a grass type that ducks away from anything close to an ember! We barely have time to set up  tent!


You pass through civilization:
1) Often enough to keep your electronics charged.
2) At least once a week.
3) If it happens to be on your way.
4) Occasionally, but only for supplies.
5) Rarely, and only on the outskirts.
6) Never.

 PEOPLE CAN'T HELP ME CATCH THE POKEMANZ!
Besides, they'd just laugh at me for being so behind the curve that it looks like a linear path... I'm pretty sure that was a smart joke. Please tell me I'm smart.


Your third Pokémon is:
1) SHINY BONUS (use Random Pokémon Generator)
2-6) (use Random Pokémon Generator)
 
Armaldo
HOLY ARCEUS ARMALDOS DIDN'T GO EXTINCT! You are joining us whether you want to or not!
*Genesis has joined the team*
Now you be good, little rock buggy.  



The three Pokémon on your team:
1) Work together flawlessly.
2) Cooperate well, but could use some work.
3) Have moments of synergy, though not often.
4) Try their best, yet are on completely different beats.
5) Constantly work against each other.
6) Blame you for their horrible collaboration.

We've got a dragon that loves me and climbs me like a cat tree, a distant but cheerful grass cheerleader, and a female extinct rock bug that's got no way to hug without stabbing (believe me, I tried). We're a hodgepodge group no doubt, but we've got heart.  


When the going gets tough:
1) Your team pulls through every time.
2) Your starter carries the weight.
3) You come up with a brilliant solution.
4) You win by hax.
5) You win by dumb luck.
6) You get going the opposite direction.

Hahahaha... ha... I'm the best trainer ever! No question about it!
It's because I've got no charisma or authority over my team, isn't it? I never should have gone on this scavenger hunt of a quest. I should go get a job like everyone else...


Two evolutions have occurred by this point:
1) Starter and 2 evolve.
2) 2 and 3 evolve.
3) 3 and starter evolve.
4) Starter evolves twice
5) 2 evolves twice.
6) 3 evolves twice.

 
That is seriously the best luck! Good ol' Morris got his fulfilled dream of getting wings! I can't be his perch anymore... not like he doesn't try... <_<


Over time, you find you work best with and mostly train:
1) Grass, Bug, and Poison types.
2) Water, Ice, and Flying types.
3) Fire, Electric, and Fighting types.
4) Ground, Rock, and Steel types.
5) Dark, Ghost, and Psychic types.
6) Normal, Dragon, and Fairy types.

Maybe that explains why Morris loves me best: because of his dual flying type. Maybe I can be a good trainer after all! *calls back Genesis trying to escape* You stay with me, girl. Forever...


Your fourth Pokémon (type #1) is:
1) SHINY BONUS (use Random Pokémon Generator)
2-6) (use Random Pokémon Generator)
 
Alomomola!
This dude is a tank in most respects. He's got HP for days and all of the support moves you could ever need. Though I'm still bummed that he and Luvdisk are still unrelated.


Your fifth Pokémon (type #2) is:
1) SHINY BONUS (use Random Pokémon Generator)
2-6) (use Random Pokémon Generator)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I got a SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINY!
This chick is named Mary Jane. Because she didn't want to die and become a Froslass.
BUT JUST LOOK AT HEEEERRRR!


Your sixth Pokémon (type #3) is:
1) SHINY BONUS (use Random Pokémon Generator)
2-6) (use Random Pokémon Generator)
 
Chatot.
You know, Chatot is underrated. Chatter is a good attack, he's got relatively good, rounded stats, and he repeats things I say. This is the best birb out there...  


You are offered a trade, and it’s up to you to take it or leave it:
1) SHINY BONUS (use Random Pokémon Generator)
2-6) (use Random Pokémon Generator)
 
Wellll......
Genesis, no, stop, you stay with me.
Tempting trade, and I don't have one yet, but I like my team, thank you.
 GENESIS! STAY!


Another evolution occurs:
1) Starter evolves.
2) 2 evolves.
3) 3 evolves.
4) 4 evolves.
5) 5 evolves.
6) 6 evolves.

Genesis, what is your deal? First you try to run away from me, then you hug me and give me boo-boos, then you try to trade yourself, and now you think you can evolve further? You need to sit down and clear your head, girl.
ALSO I'M NEVER LETTING YOU GO.  

Your team:
1) Is your family.
2) Gets jealous whenever you interact with other trainers.
3) Would protect you from anything.
4) Is loyal to you, but mostly aloof.
5) At least tolerates each of their differences by this point.
6) Is a pretty much a big, chaotic mess.

Dawwww, my team loves me so much!
Wait, I come into contact with people? *hiiissss*  


You travel mostly by:
1) Well-worn footpath.
2) Overgrown trail.
3) Water.
4) Air.
5) Cave.
6) Wilderness.

Well yeah, that's the easiest on my feet...

You know, maybe that's why I only have 6 Pokémon...  


Another evolution occurs:
1) Starter evolves.
2) 2 evolves.
3) 3 evolves.
4) 4 evolves.
5) 5 evolves.
6) 6 evolves.


MEGA EVOLUTION!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Oh what's this? You saying that Mega Glalie's form hurts her physically? Like breaking her jaw every time?
.....
Shoot...  


Your journey takes you:
1) Not far from home.
2) Across the region.
3) To another region.
4) Across many regions.
5) Around the world.
6) To places unknown.

Man, I don't want to leave this region. It's my home. And I just wanted to do this to catch the Pokemanz and avoid getting a job for a while... I mean... *sigh*


The strongest Pokémon you faced in battle on your journey was:
1) SHINY BONUS (use Random Pokémon Generator)
2-6) (use Random Pokémon Generator)
:bademoticon: 
 
IT WAS A BUG AND GENESIS DIDN'T LISTEN TO ME AND MARY JANE WAS IN RECOVERY AFTER HER TERRIBLE MEGA EVOLUTION AND I PANICKED!
*gasp* Okay, I'm calm now. The bug's gone. It's all good...
*Morris bumps his nose into my shoulder*
:bademoticon: 

Another evolution occurs:
1) Starter evolves.
2) 2 evolves.
3) 3 evolves.
4) 4 evolves.
5) 5 evolves.
6) 6 evolves.

I know, Alomomo... Moe for short.. You can't evolve and it's stupid. *pets the pink fish*


The event with the greatest impact on you was:
1) Becoming a Pokémon Champion.
2) The grand evolution of a team member in a dire moment.
3) Finding a hidden landmark of great beauty.
4) Encountering a legendary Pokémon.
5) Having an out-of-body experience in a haunted building.
6) Discovering you’re a child of Mew.


You would not believe it! So this was when Morris was still a Shelgon. So I was wandering around the woods and a Team Flare dude came up and cornered me with a freaking team of tanks! Special and regular defensive tanks the whole lot of them! So when everyone else was out for the count (especially Genesis the silly bug), Morris suddenly evolved into a Salamence and started critting everything. It was so amazing!
This made me sure that being a trainer and having these Pokémon was a good idea.


The hardest trial you ever faced was:
1) Fighting your rival to become Champion.
2) Realizing just how much you have to walk and still sticking out this whole journey thing.
3) Being lost for weeks.
4) Assisting in taking down a criminal organization.
5) Losing a Pokémon.
6) Realizing there are way too many Pokémon to ever catch ‘em all.


Reality is evil, man. Reality kills dreams. I CAN'T SET OUT TO DO THE THING AND I'M SORRY!  


Your starter:
1) Is your strongest Pokémon and best friend.
2) Is your good friend, but far from the strongest.
3) Is your strongest Pokémon, but emotionally distant.
4) Is about the same as the rest of your team.
5) Stayed behind some point during your journey.
6) Is deceased.

Morris is best Salamence. Hands-down. Best Dragon, best overall Pokémon. My journey would not have been what it was without him.  


And you are now:
1) Gambling all the money you’ve earned in the Celadon Game Corner.
2) Hidden away at the top of Mt. Silver for an indefinite amount of time.
3) Exploring the many islands littered in the oceans surrounding Hoenn.
4) Lost in the Distortion World after a mishap in the ruins at Mt. Coronet.
5) Trolling inexperienced trainers in the Driftveil World Tournament.
6) Reflecting on past decisions beside the monument of Geosenge Town.

I'm a philosopher now, because the Pokémon world can have a wise NPC in Geosenge. And you know what, I'm happy. I'm finally happy. Isn't that right, Chatot?
 Bury the pain. Bury the pain! *squawk*
You're right, little dude. ^3^


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